nor is it (500) Days of Summer (though zooey deschanel? too cute! the only reason i've seen 
Elf but seriously I'm not saying its a good movie, but i might get 3 cents from my amazing sponsors at amazon.com if'n you shop through my links. in fact if'n anybody out there in intrawebville gets a hankering for anything shopworthy-- i sound like a brown coat-- lemme know and i'll link it up on the ole blog-o-rama. you can't beat amazon prices for much) No, my subordinate clause tangled friends, its 100
as in one hundred stinking reads on the baitshop wall! granted the first 30 were me and the last fifteen were me too and at least 5 were the wife and the rest were me, but i have had a fair dinkum 200 eyeballspheres pointed at my words on the compy screen, which is a hell of a lot more than i can say about any of my manuscripts. having written an armload of plays, i cain't say i never get a good lookin at my wordfigurations as whenever you write a play you have at least a hunnert or so eyeballspheres a looking at the script for auditions. can't complain there. but it makes me happy that my newfangled life as a writer hasn't even begun for true, yet a hunnert gawkers beheld my page. much obliged friends. keep reading. i'll stop wording like a serenity character.
