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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

The Parenting Books and the Sophisticated Douchebag

Soon before Julie was born Jeanette and I did the obligatory search through the child instruction book, What to Expect When You're Expecting. I was handed the book, thumbed through and happened upon a passage that said, "oral sex is always healthy" and the book was quickly removed from my possession.

Now before you start quoting Knocked Up (Unrated Widescreen Edition) I did read the books. Not quite with the same vigor with which I read "Our Bodies, Ourselves" as a teenager.

You know, as an experienced adult, I still enjoy a good pencil drawing of a breast self-examination.

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